11 Oct 10 Facts About Nude Cleaning That Everybody Thinks are True
Nude cleaning. This isn’t a term that’s chucked around in day to day conversation but, the question is, why isn’t it?
Most of us are naked when we wake up, naked when we’re washing and heck, naked when we’re born, so why wouldn’t we do it while we’re cleaning in the comfort of our own homes!
No, still need a little more convincing? It’s okay, we’ve got you covered. Today, we’re going to explore ten facts about nude cleaning that you’ll already know!
Nude Cleaning is Liberating
To start with, let’s get straight to the obvious. Nude cleaning is more liberating than anything most people have done in their lives. If you’ve ever been to a nudist beach, you’ll know this feeling all too well!
Let’s face it, clothes can be restrictive at the best of times, especially if you’re a woman wearing a tight bra or a man in tight y-fronts. If you’re bending down trying to pick the crumbs out the carpet from yesterday’s midday snack, it’s almost guaranteed to be uncomfortable.
Why do it to yourself?!
Yes, Being Nude is Thrilling
There’s simply nothing quite like being naked. Regardless of whether you’re cleaning or not, there’s something special about feeling the light on your skin, the floor on your bare feet, the breeze as it flows over your body, making the hairs all over your stand up on end, it’s exhilarating!
If you’re about to try nude cleaning for yourself, get everything out ready to go, stand in your first room, get naked, close your eyes and take a deep breath. Just stand there for a few moments and really take in how you and your body feels. It’s guaranteed it won’t be the last time you try it.
A Nudist Must be Prepared
Most of us don’t mind being naked, and neither do our cleaners, obviously, but we do understand that not everybody will feel comfortable when confronted with a naked person unexpectedly. By everybody, we mean Amazon delivery people, the postman and your best friend who’s popped round for a cup of tea.
When cleaning, a nudist will always keep clothes, or at least a dressing gown close to hand, just in case an unexpected visitor comes around.
No, There’s Nothing Sexual About It
When people think of nudity or nude cleaners, they immediately think of the cleaner and their partner having an affair while they’re out of the house or at least a husband trying to catch a glance.
However, this is not the case at all, not that we really had to tell you that. It’s only in soap operas or pornographic flicks where that sort of stuff happens, not in real life. As nude cleaners are a business, we operate in a purely professional manner.
Of Course, We Listen to Music
If you’ve never tried dancing around your room naked while listening to your favourite song, we recommend you stop reading this and try it.
We mean it.
Okay, you can wait until the end of the article, but you’ll find out just how amazing it feels so, of course, we’re going to dance around and clean while listening to music! We encourage you to get naked with us and share your favourite mixtape with us!
For most of our clients, we love turning their living room into a more liberating version of the famous Queen music video!
Cleaning Naked is Cleaner?
You probably won’t be surprised when you think about it, but clothes are a breeding ground for bacteria and parasites, many of which are microscopic.
However, these microscopic nasties have a habit of infiltrating every nook and cranny of our households so when you’re cleaning, you might be cleaning off the dust, but the dust mites that fall off your clothes are only going to make it dirty again! One American even proved this with a study!
Being Naked is Scientific Better for Your Brain
You wouldn’t believe the number of people we’ve told this but simply won’t believe it. However, the scientific proof exists that not wearing clothes, in particular, shoes can actually reduce the risk of Alzheimer’s.
This may be hard to believe, understandable, but taking your shoes off, according to Dr Norman Doidge, can boost your brain activity because the sensation of your soles encourages and stimulates your brain to make new neuron connections! Compelling stuff!
In short, it helps to make your brain feel young age!
Being Nude Boosts Your Self Confidence
Let’s face it, since the rise of social media and celebrities with their glamour bodies; we’re all itching to hide our beautiful bodies that we work hard to maintain under our clothes, fearful of the judgements from others around us.
However, there’s nothing for us to be ashamed of, especially when we’re in the comfort of our own homes! Learning to love ourselves and our bodies while remaining free from judgements about the bodies that surround us is a great way to build self-esteem.
All of this while getting your house tidy? We cannot believe this is not mainstream yet!
We Can Be Open with Ourselves
To us, wearing clothes represents conformity, restriction and, as the above, low self-esteem. On top of getting the cleaning down, it’s so important that we get to know and love our bodies. After all, they’re the only ones that we’ve got!
As humans, especially in this day and age, we need to take things back and learn to love ourselves and our bodies! Our clothes should only be an extension of your personalities!
Last, but certainly not least, cleaning naked is plain and simply good fun! Every lump and bump that you knock into, the tickle of the carpet beneath your feet, the breeze in the air, dancing to your favourite album while scrubbing the bathroom floor.
What is there not to love about this activity? There’s not! In the years that we’ve been cleaning naked, there’s never been a dull moment, not for us or our customers!
So, what are you waiting for? Book your naked cleaner with us today!